So you’re on the Titanic, and you see a giant iceberg. Do you:

A) Change direction

B) Continue your course but much more carefully

C) Continue on your course as if you don’t see the iceberg

D) Load the boilers to max, charge full speed ahead, cut the life boats (for good measure), and preemptively throw Leonardo DiCaprio in the ice cold ocean. YOLO!

Nintendo might as well just hand Apple its keys. Its clearly too drunk to drive…